Today… The 79th Annual Academy Awards presents…

1. Pedro Silva 02.28.07 / 7am
   

   Since I managed to fuck up my baby’s post for 2 days (not really, but since I’m bound to get all the blame anyway, who cares), I guess I might as well do the honors:

   I like fainting goats.
2. Margarida 02.28.07 / 2pm
   

   Helena, thank you so much. This was such a pleasant, funny and sweet way to start my day! Now I will do my boring work with a big smile on my face.

   And of course the big winner of the night has to be the sweetest movie of 2006!
3. Nelson 02.28.07 / 7pm
   

   Oh sister, this was so enjoyable! And mom also liked too! She asked to me where do you get time to do such things.
   My favorites were the “fast forward” movies of the creatures from your lab and the “sweetest video” with the ost of bananaqueen. Excellent!
4. Helena 02.28.07 / 8pm
   

   I’m really glad that you enjoyed my creative movies!! Let me just say that Pedro was stuck seeing the “Fainting goats” over and over again! Really weird!

   And I need to admit that it is really unfair to the other categories that I have chose to put the sweetest movie with these two actors… Is that, they are just wonderful and sooo sweet!!!

   Mano, I just need to say the time-lapse movies aren’t from my lab. I knew about them here in the institute but I got all the movies in this site: http://plantsinmotion.bio.indiana.edu/plantmotion/starthere.html
   Only without the OST!!

   And tell our mom, that once I had a professor that told me that the people who more complains about not having time enough are the ones that take less advantage from their time. Since then I always try to have time for everything, the things that I need to do and the things that give me really pleasure… like to do movies!!!!!!! ;)
5. Isabel 03.01.07 / 11pm
   

   so… the oscars have really gone green, uh? Al Gore and Leo diCaprio (that’s right… my sister is a green activist hater!!) told us that… but Helena really took it to the next level… so i suggest Helena gets a green oscar for BEST GREEN DIRECTOR!

   and i would also suggest a few changes…

   1st the sweetest movie, it should have won the “best erotic movie” award… i mean, god!, they’re all over each other! if it wasn’t art it would be considered pornography. tsk tsk… in our familiar site!

   2nd the erotic movie, it’s just the saddest thing ever… first one guy can’t even get his date to notice him, let alone get erotic with her… then we see a couple of teenagers being very unsuccessful in their courtship classes… and then… the love master! talk about premature ejaculation!.. the love master gets it done in 3 seconds?! sad, sad for the whole species. more dramatic than our sad/strange portuguese people… or maybe not…

   the flowers and plants are just so beautiful… they are really dancing in slow motion, uh? it’s so nice, as if they have their own sense of time, and we have to arrange ways to follow it.

   and then the fainting goats… god has a great sense of humor. if i wanted a proof on whether he existed or not, here it is! how else could anyone explain this bizarre behaviour? who else could invent this, than the same joker that created damien rice? it’s hilarious, but poor goats… :(

   and now the strangest thing, Helena, i also had a teacher that told me “that the people who more complains about not having time enough are the ones that take less advantage from their time”… alas, i chose to ignore her. but i’m glad you have time for our heptahedron.. and even though we are accused of erasing the blog, at least we can’t be accused of not writing any posts (unlike other shameful members!)… power to you!
6. Helena 03.02.07 / 9pm
   

   Oh my God!!! Thank you so much… I never expected this in any day of my life: Win the green Oscar for BEST GREEN DIRECTOR!! This is too much!!!!!! I want to dedicate this Oscar to all my wonderful competitors in this category, all of them are amazing green directors and all of them are my idols!! I love you all (look to all of them and slowly close the eyes in a thanks way)! And, I also want to take this opportunity to say… (orchestra music starts and the microphone starts to go down and the blonds woman come and push me to the backstage).
7. Pedro Silva 03.03.07 / 6am
   

   heheheh

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